Two / Suitcases RPJohnston Ventures LLC · Austin, Texas

You didn't start a business to become a paralegal.

You know your trade better than anyone. What stands between you and your first paying customer is a pile of filings, registrations and technology nobody ever explained to you. I clear all of it — for a fee, for a share of the business, or for a bit of both.

Between you and your first customer
  1. Form the LLC
  2. Get an EIN from the IRS
  3. File the assumed name certificate
  4. Appoint a registered agent
  5. Open a business bank account
  6. Register for a D-U-N-S number
  7. Buy the domain nobody else took
  8. Set up email that isn't marked spam
  9. Build and host the website
  10. Write the terms of service
  11. Write the privacy policy
  12. Take payments without getting frozen
  13. Open the App Store developer account
  14. Open the Google Play organization account
  15. Search the trademark before you spend

Fifteen of them. There are more.

The problem

The idea is the easy part.

Almost nobody gives up on a business because the idea was wrong. They give up because week three is an IRS form, week five is a bank that won't open the account without a document nobody named, and week nine is a website that looks like a scam because the email fails a check they've never heard of.

None of that is your business. It's the moat around it. And every hour you spend in there is an hour you're not doing the thing you're actually good at — the thing people were going to pay you for.

Most people don't get stuck because they're not capable. They get stuck because the work is unfamiliar, unrewarding, and arrives in no particular order, and there's nobody to ask whether the thing that just went wrong is normal.

Why me

I've just done every one of these.

Texas LLC
Formed and accepted by the Secretary of State
EIN
Issued direct from the IRS
Assumed name certificate
Form 503, filed through SOSDirect
D-U-N-S number
Verified against the state record
Business banking
Opened under the entity, not personally
Trademark clearance
Searched at the USPTO before spending a dollar
Google Play
Organization account, verified
Apple Developer
Organization enrollment under the LLC
Domains and DNS
Registered, routed, and served over HTTPS
SPF, DKIM, DMARC
The reason your email reaches the inbox
Terms and privacy policy
Written to match what the product actually does

None of it was interesting. All of it was necessary. That is exactly why you should hand it to someone who has already been through it with the scars to show for it.

Proof

Three businesses, idea to live.

Everything on that list was cleared for the products below. Entity, EIN, domain, DNS, mail that reaches an inbox, a site, payments, store accounts — done once each, properly, and now running.

PickleEQ
Pickleball ratings that track your social games, with an AI coach that reads how you handled yourself. Live at PickleEQ.io
Inchmark
Body measurements recorded by a trainer and read back by the client, on iOS, Android and the web. Live at Inchmark.app
An unannounced client project
Two consumer apps in personal care, in private development with their founder. In stealth

Two of those are mine. The third belongs to someone else — which is the point. The work is the same either way.

Pricing

Three ways to pay. You pick.

Fixed fee

You know the number before we start.

Scoped up front and paid in stages against work delivered. You keep every share of your business and owe me nothing afterwards. Best if you have some capital and want a clean transaction with nothing attached to it.

How you pay
Cash 100%No stake
Equity

No cash. I take 2%.

You never get an invoice. I carry the cost of the build myself and hold a 2% stake, so I make money only if the business does. Best if you have the idea and the work ethic but not the runway — which describes most people worth backing.

How you pay
Cash noneEquity 2%
A blend

A reduced fee, and 1%.

A smaller fee that covers the hard costs so I'm not quietly funding your business, plus a 1% stake so I'm genuinely in it with you afterwards. This is where most engagements land, and it's the honest default.

How you pay
Cash reducedEquity 1%

The 2% and 1% are the starting point for a normal build, and whatever we agree is written down before any work begins. Whichever route you choose: you own the company, the accounts, the domains and the code. Everything is registered in your name, not mine. If we part ways, you walk out with a working business and nothing to unpick.

Fit

I'm not right for everyone.

This works if

  • You have a trade, a skill or a service people already pay you for.
  • You'll do the work. I clear the path; I don't walk it for you.
  • You're building something you'd want your children to inherit, not something you want to flip in eighteen months.
  • You'd rather be told the truth early than be managed politely.

This doesn't work if

  • You're looking for someone to hand you a business.
  • You want a hundred-page plan instead of a first customer.
  • The idea only works if somebody else takes all of the risk.
  • You want me to do it, but you don't want to know how any of it works.
The name

It isn't a metaphor.

I landed in this country in 1996 with two suitcases and not a cent to my name.

Thirty years later I've built a career here, raised a family here, and started my own companies here. Nobody handed me any of that.

But plenty of people showed me how something worked when they had no reason to, and honestly that's most of what the difference was. Two suitcases is the amount I started with. If that's roughly where you are, we'll get on fine.

Paul Johnston
Austin, Texas

Start here

Tell me what you're building.

A few sentences is plenty. What you do, who pays you for it today, and what's stopping you from doing it under your own name.

If it's something I can help with, we'll talk about which of the three ways makes sense. If it isn't, I'll tell you that straight away and point you at whoever is.

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